Chosen by Monk
Hold the pineapple! Hold the pepperoni! In fact hold the tomato sauce, because our latest #VideoOfTheWeek is nothing but pure cheese, cheese and more cheese…
I have to admit that this week’s clear winner was not among the hundreds of deserving submissions which we receive each and every week but, in fact, one which I stumbled across while searching for clips of budgies frying goldfish (there’ll be a select few social media stalkers who get that reference, I’m afraid)!
Featuring a suitably pastiche cameo from Electric Callboy’s Nico Sallach, this is a brilliantly insane anti-love song which centres around that perennial debate (and a question which we at ÜRHQ ask in virtually every interview before deciding if the answer makes the respondent a suitable candidate for publication): who the absolute fuck puts pineapple on pizza? Not me, anyway…