Socks Sell…But Who’s Buying? Get Your Hands On The New UBER ROCK Shirt!
Written by the UR Fashion Guru
Thursday, 16 June 2011 05:00
We could spend an age telling you good people about how buying our shirts helps to support Uber Rock and cover costs for the site……truth is, we just love merch!
Forget finding us wrestling with some growler in a post-gig back alley clinch, we’ll be at the merch table weeping with joy as we buy another shirt that we simply don’t need…but must 
have.
That’s where you good people come into things. You don’t need a new shirt. You’re happy with that Yngwie Malmsteen tee that you bought twenty years ago that has seen you find such success with the ladies. Thing is, you don’t need one of the new Uber Rock t-shirts…..you just want one.
These photographs help – we know this. Gaz E, Zoot and Matt Blakout cancelled all modelling engagements to exhibit the UR merchandise in a tasteful manner especially for you. That’s right, you. How can you repay these Fabio-esque wonders of the male species for their time, effort and discomfort? By buying the hot new Uber Rock shirt, that’s how!
Designed by Rich Jones (Amen, The Loyalties, The Black Halos) the new Uber Rock shirt is available in red or black and in every human size from Small to 3XL. Now, you’re excited – I can feel it.
Where can you get one of these must-have shirts? A new Uber Rock Facebook Fan Page is launched today which includes a shop where you can get the shirt delivered with love right to your door. If you get any problems with the shop (it’s all a bit new this Facebook shopping but its 100% secure through Paypal) then simply email us at [email protected] for full details on how to get one of these bad boys onto your back and then, of course, the boys and girls into your bed.
Be warned, the socks used in this most sensuous of photo shoots have been signed by their respective cock rocker and will be inserted into random mail outs of the shirt – think Willy Wonka and his golden ticket…..but with pubes…
Massive (ok, average size) thanks to Tessa Blakout for reigning in her libido to take a batch of wonderful photographs…..and for putting up with Zoot…